Murph McKee, 42, owner of Murph's Bar and Grill in Ozlan, Mississippi has recently closed his doors to homosexuals. Last week McKee, put up a sign on the front door that read, "NO FAGS!"
"At First I thought he was referring to cigarettes." said local patron Lane Dane, "Then when I saw a man walk into his bar with a bundle of sticks, I knew what was up when Murph didn't kick him out."
When asked if his religious beliefs had anything to do with his decision, McKee responded, "No, I'm not even religious." His response baffled reporters.
"Look," McKee told the Mighty Quinn, "Treating people like shit is fun. Why should I have to be religious to get away with it?"
McKee believes that it violates his first amendment rights if a religious based establishment or an establishment ran by religious individuals are allowed to discriminate and he isn't.
"It makes me feel better about myself." McKee said, "It gives me a sense of superiority. I like to think I'm better than other people."
When asked if he would discriminate against other groups of people, McKee responded, "I think eventually I will. I don't think much of Jews or women either."
"What he is doing is different than what I was doing." Kim Davis, the infamous Kentucky clerk who refused to grant marriage licenses to homosexual couples said Wednesday, "I did what I did because it's what I strongly believe in."
"And I believe Kim Davis is a big fat ugly cow." Was McKee's response.
Other bar and restaurant owners in Ozlan are following Murph's example and discriminating against an assortment of people for a variety of different reasons.
"I love it." McKee said with a smile, "Getting to discriminate only used to work if you could disguise it as religious freedom. Now look around Ozlan, everyone is discriminating. I'm glad to know I started it."
When asked if discriminating has led to a drop in business, McKee reported that it has actually risen. Many people in the community of Ozlan feel similarly to how he feels and frequent his bar regularly.
Republican Mike Huckabee has stated that he would like to support McKee and his business, but wants to make sure that McKee only discriminates against groups of people that he himself does not personally like. If McKee discriminates against groups of people that Huckabee does like, he will not support him.
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